1. When boys start borrowing from each other
They call themselves blood 😂😂
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2. When girls start borrowing clothes from each other they call themselves twennie
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3. Any girl expecting Valentine’s Flower should start planting it Now 😒😧
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4. To prevent your SIM from being blocked by NIN borrow airtime as much as you can….Must I teach you everything 😒😒
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5. If she uploads pictures of more than two yahoo boys, she’s a hoe.✊✊
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6. Me wan join Stingy man association of Nigeria (SMAN ) dem say I’m not eligible say Na person wey get money Dey stingy🙈🙈
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7. Kissing scene in a movie
Me- 😳😳
Dad- 😒😒
Me- 🙈🙈🙈
Dad- open eyes look😒
Me pretending😑😑
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My mind-😏😏them no even sabi kiss😑😑
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8. Her: please I need ur help
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Me : am using it 😂😂
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9. God please punish my friends for my sins🤦😞
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Na dem spoil me😩😒
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10. BREAKING NEWS
Man walks out alive after being burned to death in a swimming pool 🤨
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11. Fake love : I love u.. I miss u
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True love : block unblock block unblock 😂😂
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Me: So when we get marry.. She will now be doing divorce remarry divorce Remarry me abi. No be me she wan give IPad-tension😑😑
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12. Sleeping in a vigil in Surulere is risky. As the hoely spirit is moving, your phone is also moving.🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
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13. He is like a father to me
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Na so sugar daddy dey start 🙄🙄
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14. Husband showed up at his wife work place, came from behind and kisses her neck…She laughed and said “MD stop it,you know we at work”🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
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15. I automatically see u as a normal person when u react b4 sharing my posts 🥺🥺
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